I finally did one of these!!! Some of my favourite babs. I wanna do one of Steven and Garnet next.
MY BROTHER TEXTED A RADIO STATION TO GIVE A SHOUTOUT AND THE RADIO STATION ACTUALLY READ IT OUT AND IT WAS “GREAT DAY AT THE BEACH WITH MY GIRL FROM HEYWOOD JABLOMI” AND THEY READ IT ALOUD AND THE ENTIRE RADIO WENT DEAD FOR A FEW SECONDS BECAUSE THEY REALIZED WHAT THEY SAID I’M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD
i’m convinced denzel crocker is the reincarnation of uther pendragon
i snorted so hard i gave myself a nosebleed thank you
Our boy has awful taste in men.
so you know that reddish shirt dean was wearing in “everybody hates hitler”
aka ”he was my gay thing”
aka the episode in which dean’s bisexuality was most obviously than ever hinted at
looks like we are going to see that shirt again in road trip
which looks like a heavy deancas episode shhhh
#the shirt of bisexsuality
On the other hand, my nose flaring abilities are pretty good
For some reason I thought about this a lot as a kid
I WAS LITERALLY THINKING ABOUT THIS LAST NIGHT WHAT THE FUCK
also I am 400% sure mary would have called dean “little man” as a baby/toddler
and had she lived, she would have continued to do so for the rest of his life and he’d be like, “MOM I’M 30 STOP IT” and she’d be like, “woah woah, sounds like little man needs a nap”
like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.